Friday, March 7, 2008

Dried Peaches Wal Mart

Er Tab Just

Er Linguetta era là, nascosto dietro l'angolo. Tana per er Linguetta!!!
E che volete che ci stesse facendo er Linguetta dietro l'angolo? Aspetta il boss, per leccargli il culo!
Attento boss, dietro l'angolo c'è er Linguetta, ti sta preparando un'imboscata!
Appena passi, ZAAAAC! (Anzi SLUUURP)!
Er Linguetta a leccare il culo del boss non ha rivali!
Colpi di lingua impietosi. A raffica...
L'ultima volta I witnessed the spectacle, had not set: the boss, after the ambush of the tongue could be seen clearly that claimed a bidet.
Saliva Tongue of the mix all the ass! It was understandable that you would take it off!
Er Tab to luck is not my business. One of the few advantages of being the last wagon wheel is the one that after you cross the tongue do not need the bidet.
this far.
fact, er tongue, now, around the corner we had not placed for the boss. But for me!
It was there that he trained with the lollipop ...
Then I step, and .... ZAAAAC! (Indeed SLUUURP)! He wanted
to recommend a book to read.
And I tell you: "What's wrong !
you say I "do not know ...
That's just the demand to break the ice ...
And in fact ...
I was stuck on him.
He had heard of my recent successes in the professional field and wanted to congratulate him.
at all costs!
shots of the language of the tongue are really powerful. When you can not get rid of clinging ...
are so fast that not even see them. We feel it!
But I have not given up, I fought heroically! Now I opened
an umbrella to protect me from the saliva! And at first seemed to hold
...
But the amount of saliva was so excessive that Sunshades sold ...
umbrella was a really brave! He had endured the worst weather. Even as tropical downpours.
What is a tropical downpour in comparison to the threat coming from the salivary glands of the tongue!
Not a dam stops the saliva of Liguetta!
Supplice, I watched the boss! "Save me " between me and begged me! " Richiamaci both the duty, you can do it! Threat something like ... if you do not go to work there either sacked ...
Ma il boss, vedendo che stavolta il suo culo era salvo, se ne è fottuto!
Meglio lavorare con qualche collaboratore in meno, ma lavorare con il culo asciutto!
Sicuramente avrà pensato questo.
Er Linguetta intanto dilagava.
Ha persino insistito per accompagnarmi a casa! Casualmente aveva la macchina proprio davanti all'uscita...
" Ma no, non posso accettare, ti ringrazio...ma non posso proprio!! "...
" Devi accettare, sennò mi offendo "!
Alla fine mi ha sequestrato costringendomi ad accettare quanto meno un passaggio fino alla Metro.
Nel tragitto ha preteso che gli I let my home phone number, phone, fax number, e-mail and msn. (Of course I have given them to him all wrong) ...
And I also proposed, one of these days, going to lunch together ... (Ops. .. I'm on a diet!)
Boss, boss, please fire me?
Next time, I will think twice before turning the corner!
Dear readers, I must leave you ...
Urge a bidet ...

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