Zelig From an episode of a few years ago, I learned a very valuable education. A comedian, I can not remember the name, he revealed that for going out - and pick up a lot of girls - the ideal was to be three.
If you go out alone, in fact, girls think you're a loser. It therefore does not combine anything. If
esci in due, pensano che siete due omosessuali. E, di nuovo, non combini niente.
Invece se si esce in tre, cambia tutto: infatti le ragazze rimangono spiazzate, non se l'aspettano, sono addirittura incuriosite: " quelli sono in tre!!! Non è uno e quindi non è uno sfigato, non sono in due, quindi non sono omosessuali... ma allora, cosa sono? Andiamo, andiamo!!! ".
Insomma, volete rimorchiare? Cari ragazzi, uscite a gruppi di tre!
E così ho fatto la scorsa domenica sera. Sono andato con due miei amici a Trastevere. Uscita in tre, tre ragazzi diretti a Trastevere. Bè, meglio di così...
Ma giunto sul posto, e resomi conto, visto the bad habit, that we would not hit on any girl, I'm reminded of the final part of the course of the comic of Zelig: is not out in three, if the three, two are gay, and the other is a loser.
As I recollect this terrible warning, I set my teammates out. And I could not fail to notice that indeed, a retro-expression by homosexuals, I had it.
Want to see the girls in Trastevere, they are exchanging sex for two?
And if they are homosexuals, who am I, the loser? No, no, no, the face of a loser I do not have it, absolutely ... the face of a loser have it .... has it ....
here, that of the next table! What really has the face of a loser!
For a moment, the vision of what was at the table beside me reassure: that has a face like a loser, not me!
(although, on reflection, to find a prototype of a loser there was no need to cast an eye at the next table! My fellow output, as well as gays face, also had a face like a geek. .. and how can you think of going to the trailer with such beings bi-fronts! )
But the thing that is worthy of note, is that what was at the next table, the loser, applied the "rule of 3 ", as she was with two other people.
Two fags? NOOOOOOOO!!
Two strophic!
That, with the loser's face, he was accompanied by two strophic, I will in Accompanied by two gay!
And what does what in the company of those two? We should exchange a table, he and I ... so, just to recreate the situation in the monitoring of the comedian: Output three, where two are fags, and the third is a loser! He would be fine in my place!
But no. I had to keep the two homosexuals. He, the nerd, the two strophic!
Needless to talk of a debate redistributive perspective: I'll give you a gay (so I have a backup), you give me a strophic (so you have ATR).
Bottom line: if you want two strophic, assume an expression of nerd ...
And in any case do not carry around two homosexuals that have both a face like a geek. In this case, better to go out alone!
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