Friday, June 26, 2009

Top Loading Dishwashers

Compendio di educazione sessuale in caso mi succeda qualcosa e i miei figli ne abbiano bisogno

(Chess, the next pope is elected or re-Asl in Milan you cut the sex education courses because they are too explicit )

The friction exerted on the outer walls (of the penis) or internal (vagina and anus) of your sexual organs creates a degree of pleasure in general inversely proportional to the embarrassment that you try to touch the topic. This is a bit 'summary of the affair, but given the time it is better that we add some other considerations.

The possible combinations between the agencies mentioned above (plus any other orifice you can think of) are all feasible enough that I put my shirt on health (oops, no, sorry, the other party m'è program educational) as long as you want it and both of you to use condoms (the black market would still sell them) until you're mathematically certain that you have sexually transmitted diseases. Chiaramente la certezza di cui sopra decade a ogni cambio partner. Se ci fosse anche il minimo sospetto che non l'avete usato, giuro che verrete rincorsi nel cortile della scuola col mattarello (da me, o da persona da me designata) di fronte a tutti i vostri amici, con la garanzia di rimediarvi la peggiore figura di merda della vostra vita. Siete avvertiti.

Se usate la combinazione pene-vagina e non rispettate il diktat materno del preservativo, prima vi corco due volte, e poi vi lascio per un pomeriggio in compagnia di un gruppo di azione pro-life. Mica perché sia d'accordo con loro, ma per farvi avere un'idea del significato di "atroce". Che a volte è l'aggettivo più adatto a descrivere la scelta del portare a termine o meno una pregnancy. Because the fact it is you choose to mom keeps us, and how.

But back to this mysterious sex, it seems that it takes a lot to tell paraphrase although it seems to me very simple, so that I almost finished, there are a whole series of actions-a corollary, ranging from pleasant to the fantastic, but vary from person to person, so do me the favor and began to touch a young age, before you find yourself the better.

And the first idiot that says "Yuck!" / "You'll go to hell!" / "You're a pervert" / "You are the hairs on your hands," sputategli in the eye and tell him that is on my part.

I love you. Mamma

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